Oh boy, do we have a story to tell you about this little Malpuss black bat cat ornament. You see, this isn't just any ordinary cute little ornament that you can hang up for decoration. No, no, no. Malpuss is much more than that.
Legend has it that Malpuss was once a real cat, a witch's familiar that was cursed and transformed into this bat-winged feline abomination. But that's not even the craziest part. It's said that Malpuss has the power to possess people who gaze into its glossy eyes for too long.
Yes, you read that right. Possess. As in take control of their mind and body. And let me tell you, it's not a pretty sight when that happens. People have reported feeling like they're watching their own actions from the backseat of their own minds, while Malpuss wreaks havoc in their lives.
But hey, if you're into that sort of thing, then by all means, get yourself a Malpuss ornament. Just make sure to keep it away from your loved ones and anything of value. You never know when it might decide to take over.
We're a UK-based company but we do ship across the globe. Below, you'll find all the juicy details for each region, including updates on any dispatch interruptions. So, let's dive in!
UK DELIVERY:
Letterbox Size: Royal Mail 2nd class (2-3 working days from dispatch)
Up to 100g - £1.50
100g+ - £2.00
Parcels: Royal Mail 2nd class tracked (2-4 working days from dispatch)
Up to 2kg - £3.50
2kg+ £6.50
DELIVERY OUTSIDE OF THE UK:
Europe Delivery Royal Mail aims to deliver in 3-5 working days (from the point of dispatch).
Letterbox Size: Royal Mail International Tracked (2-3 working days from dispatch)
Up to 250g - £9.00
251g - 500g - £10.00
501g - 750g - £10.50
Parcels: Royal Mail International tracked (2-7 working days from dispatch)
Up to 500g - £10.00
501g - 2KG - £12.00
Rest of World Delivery Royal Mail aims to deliver in 5-7 working days (from the point of dispatch).
Up to 100g - £10:.00
101g - 250g - £12.00
251g - 500g - £14.00
501g - 750g - £16.00
Psst! Customs and excise fees might be lurking around the corner. If there's anything to pay, you'll receive a notification with all the details. It's your responsibility, but hey, we're here to help if you need us!
