Ah, wise patron, may we present to you the Cult Cutie Three Wise Baphaboo Figurines, standing tall at 13.4cm in height. These figurines embody the age-old wisdom of the great sage Confucius, who taught the virtues of refraining from seeing, hearing, and speaking evil.
But these figurines are more than just a symbol of Confucian wisdom. They also carry with them a message of free-thinking heresy and forbidden knowledge, embodied in the figure of the wise Baphomet. For those who dare to question the status quo and explore the boundaries of knowledge, these figurines are a powerful talisman, a reminder of the power of the human spirit to break free from the chains of convention.
OK, OK maybe, we went to heavy there... In short, these wise Baphaboo Figurines are a true masterpiece of art and wisdom, a testament to the enduring power of human imagination and creativity. May they inspire you to see, hear, and speak no evil, and to embrace the path of free-thinking and enlightenment.
We're a UK-based company but we do ship across the globe. Below, you'll find all the juicy details for each region, including updates on any dispatch interruptions. So, let's dive in!
UK DELIVERY:
Letterbox Size: Royal Mail 2nd class (2-3 working days from dispatch)
Up to 100g - £1.50
100g+ - £2.00
Parcels: Royal Mail 2nd class tracked (2-4 working days from dispatch)
Up to 2kg - £3.50
2kg+ £6.50
DELIVERY OUTSIDE OF THE UK:
Europe Delivery Royal Mail aims to deliver in 3-5 working days (from the point of dispatch).
Letterbox Size: Royal Mail International Tracked (2-3 working days from dispatch)
Up to 250g - £9.00
251g - 500g - £10.00
501g - 750g - £10.50
Parcels: Royal Mail International tracked (2-7 working days from dispatch)
Up to 500g - £10.00
501g - 2KG - £12.00
Rest of World Delivery Royal Mail aims to deliver in 5-7 working days (from the point of dispatch).
Up to 100g - £10:.00
101g - 250g - £12.00
251g - 500g - £14.00
501g - 750g - £16.00
Psst! Customs and excise fees might be lurking around the corner. If there's anything to pay, you'll receive a notification with all the details. It's your responsibility, but hey, we're here to help if you need us!
