In shadows deep, where mysteries reside, Adopt a creature, a friend to confide. House-trained, no walks, no meals to prepare, A Cult Cutie, beyond compare.

Whispers say they venture out at night, To fulfill their needs, by pale moonlight. Cats and unicorns, bats and octopuss too, Find your familiar, a bond so true.

So let your heart guide, let your spirit soar, A Cult Cutie awaits, forevermore. In darkness or light, a companion so dear, Find your familiar, banish all fear.